No Flies On Us
I was still reeling from the news that my house was infested with sewer flies and I’d need to rip up my basement floors. S-E-W-E-R flies. Uh-huh. Exactly what you think they are. Flies. That breed in sewers. IN MY HOUSE.
Beauty is in The Eye of The Beholder
My 5-and-a-half year old thinks I’m ugly. UGLY!!!!!! I may not be a supermodel but I’ve been known to turn a head or two.
Ell-eeee-oooooohhhh-t
I don’t get Mimi. I really don’t. All’s I knew was the hotness had left the building. And it showed.
The Break Up
It was a bloodbath. A travesty. A real shocker. The booting of Michael Johns. Hot Idol, R.I.P