Driving my kiddies to school, I put on my brakes. And… kept right on rolling. Into the path of an oncoming bus. I couldn’t believe this was the end. I thought maybe, just maybe, I’d miss it. But that fantasy ended with a bang as I plowed into its rear bumper.
Yup. I rammed a bus.
I kinda get the whole penis extension/check-out-my-Porsche thing. But what is it with the (straight?) guys who drive the little red sportsters? Or, better still, the ones in the turquoise reissued t-birds? Sooooo not their demo.