Bat Boy
At 6 months, he got his first teeth… Then he went through hell. Fever. Drool. Rash. Pain. More pain. And then one morning, I spotted them. Full on fangs. Who ever heard of such a thing? Fangs first? I had a nine month old Dracula. A Draculito….
Friends with Money
I loved all scenes with the gay-straight guy. Or straight-gay guy. Whatever. He was the best girlfriend any of them could’ve wished for. For therein lies my real problem with this movie: I didn’t believe these chicitas were friends in the first place.
The Art of Re-Gifting
Fact is, everyone thinks they have great taste. They don’t. And that’s why, sometimes, it really is better to give than to receive.
For All Your Insurance Needs
Have a pet? Don’t forget pet insurance. We’re quite smug about having it. Or were. I‘m kinda wishing the dog’s thyroid condition would worsen, just so the insurance company will have to pay.